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lindleland:

glittervial:

official-kircheis:

loving-n0t-heyting:

official-kircheis:

official-kircheis:

There should be dating apps that don’t allow normies

If you put your starsign or anything about astrology in your bio you get instantly banned for life

No no! It’s just my patron troll symbol I swear!!

you said no normies what do you want

monkey paw

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bamf:

Spider-Man 2 (2004)
dir. Sam Raimi

No other actor will ever be as perfect as Live Action Jonah as JK Simmons was

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gumi-megpoidd:

ambassadorquark:

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

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rawrda:

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

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whitepeopletwitter:

Parties are boring, it is known…

music-for-18-catgirls:

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

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expiredcheese:

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bellybuttonblue2:

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dirkshead:

kordova:

seerofbuttcheeks:

fucking zoo tycoon holy shit

suck it up orca 167

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME

(via 2000ish)

valtsv:

valtsv:

i love that there are multiple symbols for the concept of eternity and creation and destruction and all that jazz across history and culture, but everyone knows and loves the ouroboros because how couldn’t you. it’s a cool drawing of a snake eating its own tail. that fucking rules.

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liberalsarecool:

If you see that Amazon is a great place to work, you know it was an article paid for by Amazon.

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cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de:

jokeboy:

jokeboy:

when you snipe someone in a video game your character should moan loud enough to alert everyone around you

you should squirt too

in real life?

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staffs-secret-blog:

staffs-secret-blog:

Unfortunately due to budget cuts we’re now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on

FINE. Since everyone wants to know, the mops pronouns are he/him

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mornington-the-crescent:

fiddlepickdouglas:

oonajaeadira:

0rki3:

squashfolded:

thewiglesswonder:

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shortcrust:

shortcrust:

Absolutely losing it at this reply

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