yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
(via inflatablepenis)
(Source: laughburnscalories, via goodnightmoncherie)
Ads Work…but for Whom? (x)
Mr.Handsomebatch.
| Professor: | Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years? |
|---|---|
| Like 3 people: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | Who plans on never getting married? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | *points me out* why? |
| Me: | It's illegal. |
| Professor: | touche. |
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My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.
Anonymous (via fagnficent)
(Source: xrvchel, via haleyallese)
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
(via haleyallese)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via the-hazardsoflove)
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
(Source: pleasesyou, via watsonsadventure)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via haleyallese)
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
(via goodnightmoncherie)
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
(via goodnightmoncherie)
