the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ofpotterandwho:

Ads Work…but for Whom? (x)

Mr.Handsomebatch.

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

(via inflatablepenis)

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.

Anonymous  (via fagnficent)

(Source: xrvchel, via haleyallese)

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

(via haleyallese)

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

(via the-hazardsoflove)

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

(Source: pleasesyou, via watsonsadventure)

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

(via haleyallese)

fer1972:

Illustrations by Redmer Hoekstra

(via the-hazardsoflove)

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via haleyallese)

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

(via haleyallese)

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

(via goodnightmoncherie)

supernatural-black-hole:

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)

(via goodnightmoncherie)